|—||Me to myself every goddamn day (via jfads-lffjals)|
LOOK AT HIM
this was a really good idea, anon
monday’s outfit ft. bela and ukr
glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead.
Bra shopping is hard.
I think I just peed my pants.
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"